{"id":31,"date":"2002-11-11T01:20:00","date_gmt":"2002-11-11T01:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/philculmer.wordpress.com\/2002\/11\/11\/31"},"modified":"2002-11-11T01:20:00","modified_gmt":"2002-11-11T01:20:00","slug":"31","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.culmer.co.uk\/index.php\/2002\/11\/11\/31\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok. How do I start this thing off? Hmmm.. let&#8217;s see now. I&#8217;m a 31 year old kitchen porter, my girlfriend has been asleep for the last (checks clock) 2 hours. and I&#8217;m sitting at the computer. Maybe I should avoid the caffeine last thing at night. Oh, and the dog just fumigated the room. Thanks, Danny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok. How do I start this thing off? Hmmm.. let&#8217;s see now. I&#8217;m a 31 year old kitchen porter, my girlfriend has been asleep for the last (checks&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.culmer.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.culmer.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.culmer.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.culmer.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.culmer.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.culmer.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.culmer.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.culmer.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.culmer.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}