Just about to go to bed now, having finished work at midnight. I’ve got a split shift tomorrow – 15-odd hours of washing dishes. Lovely. Anyone out there…

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Ok, it seems to be working now. Here’s some Shakespearean prose that I came up with whilst reading the Scottish Play. “One who, perhaps, in craven fear of…

Ok. How do I start this thing off? Hmmm.. let’s see now. I’m a 31 year old kitchen porter, my girlfriend has been asleep for the last (checks…