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Ok. I’ve now added a Paypal Button. My customers can pay me here; anyone who fancies giving me money is welcome to. I’ll be very grateful either way.

Hmmm… Maybe I ought to add a nice bushy moustache to my picture, to go with that new button…..

You can now donate weapons of mass destruction ™, to aid my plans to take over the world. Simply press this button.

A kitchen virgin: Mis en place done, awaiting His first order. The orders fly fast; As he struggles to keep up, Sweat soaks his brow. At last all…

Now for some fun playing with the computers. I’ve tried (and failed) to get PLIP running on the Windows box, but I’m looking at upgrading that to eXtra…

Just about to go to bed now, having finished work at midnight. I’ve got a split shift tomorrow – 15-odd hours of washing dishes. Lovely. Anyone out there…

The Art of Wanking Brings Lots of Money “According to the research that was conducted in the United States of America, men with higher education masturbate twice as…

Spectacular meteorite storm set for next week “A spectacular display of shooting stars not likely to be repeated for 30 years takes place next week.” On Ananova: News…

Ok, it seems to be working now. Here’s some Shakespearean prose that I came up with whilst reading the Scottish Play. “One who, perhaps, in craven fear of…

Ok. How do I start this thing off? Hmmm.. let’s see now. I’m a 31 year old kitchen porter, my girlfriend has been asleep for the last (checks…