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The Art of Wanking Brings Lots of Money “According to the research that was conducted in the United States of America, men with higher education masturbate twice as…

Spectacular meteorite storm set for next week “A spectacular display of shooting stars not likely to be repeated for 30 years takes place next week.” On Ananova: News…

Ok, it seems to be working now. Here’s some Shakespearean prose that I came up with whilst reading the Scottish Play. “One who, perhaps, in craven fear of…

Ok. How do I start this thing off? Hmmm.. let’s see now. I’m a 31 year old kitchen porter, my girlfriend has been asleep for the last (checks…